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La Forza del Schizophrenio |
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by Tom Reed, Chorus
Act I Scene 1 - In the household of
the Marchese of Calatrava On the lam disguised as travelers, Alvaro and Leonora are greeted by the local chorus. By the time Verdi wrote Forza, Italian audiences were getting really good at following his convoluted plots, so this time Verdi decided to trip them up by introducing the concept of multiple personality disorder. Apparently
quite accustomed to multiple personalities, the choristers greet the guests
by singing "hello" not once, but dozens of times. Everyone sits
down to dinner. Don Carlo is there, but he is no longer Leonora's brother.
He is now Pereda, a student searching for the killer of Carlo's father.
This might seem odd, but in a town where villagers happily dine on bowls
of imaginary soup, anything goes. Suddenly the fortune teller Preziosilla,
who is dressed as a lobster, jumps up on the table and announces that
war has broken out. Overjoyed, the townsfolk can't wait to try out their
new machine guns - very advanced weaponry for the mid-1800s. The revelry
is interrupted by the arrival of pilgrims stumbling blindly across the
oddly slanted stage Scene 3 - A monastery Leonora
joins the monastery and becomes a man Things
get really busy. Alvaro has become Don Federico Herreros, a war hero.
But he remains in love with Leonora whom he thinks is still a woman, but
dead. Pereda, who bears a striking resemblance to Carlo, has dropped While
the soldiers are busy discovering the technical wonders of the flashlight,
Vargas tells Alvaro that Leonora is still alive. He (Herreros) can't wait
to go search for her (him), but Don Felice (Carlo) calls Herreros (Federico)
a lowlife, which of course sets Alvaro off again. Federico and Felice
duel, but the ever helpful chorus takes time out from a torturous costume
change to interrupt the duel, and so |
Trabuco, the mule
driver from Act One, is now a thief, but his new name is the same as the
old one. Well, it happens sometimes. Anyway, while he robs everyone blind,
topless chorus sluts entertain the troops, and lobster lady Preziosilla
goes about telling fortunes. It all proves too much for Friar Melitone
who launches into a sermon about moral fiber. The soldiers try to convince
him that the chorus boobs are all fake, but he flips out, provoking a
fight between the men, while the women can only think about getting back
downstairs and out of those gawdawful mammosuits. Preziosilla saves the
day by leading the chorus in a rousing military gibberish march, climaxing
with the long overdue nuclear flash from Doctor Atomic. |
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